ILSFTY
ILSFTY stands for “I lived in Sweden for ten years.”
Dinner date at Hanjan at 8:30pm. Â Third date. Â Two blocks away from ILSFTY’s apartment.
First date: drink date at Michael Jordan’s Bar in Grand Central Station. Â Second date: dinner date at a tapas restaurant (forgot the name) off of Irving Place.
I arrived at Hanjan at 8:30pm and ILSFTY is, once again, sitting at the bar with his back to the door. Â He did this at the tapas restaurant, too.
He happens to turn around right after I walk in.
ILSFTY is wearing a black v-neck t-shirt, dark, but not overly trendy/stylish jeans, and black dress shoes. Â He wore a sweater and jeans the last two dates. Â The last date he wore sneakers.
ILSFTY: Â Oh hi! Â Good to see you. Â [Semi-kiss on the cheek, half hug]
Many, many seconds of silence pass of him just looking at me.
ILSFTY: Â So, what do you think?
Me: Â Oh, it’s nice. Â [I look around – the decor is simple, modern, raw]
ILSFTY:  If there’s one thing that we must order is the the kimchi pork fried rice.  It’s so good.  It’s like bibimbap but with some kimchi and pork and not as many vegetables. . . blah blah blah.
Me: [As I put my hand on his shoulder and furrow my eyebrows] Did you forget I’m Korean?
ILSTFY: Â I know, I know! Â [A little flustered] But I just wanted to tell you about what it’s like.
We sit. Â More talking, talking, talking from ILSFTY telling me about this and that, basically showing me how much he knows about this and that. Â I can’t even remember what he talked about.
Somehow our conversation led into talking about bibimbap. Â And ILSFTY started talking about how when you eat bibimbap in the stone bowl, you can let it sit and the rice on the bottom forms a crispy layer. Â Then, you mix it together and it become a crispy mixture, blah, blah, blah, he’s going on and on.
I leaned in closer and furrowed my eyebrows again and said, “Did you forget again that I’m Korean?”
Sigh. Â I’m downing my sake.
More conversation. Â Movies. Â ILSFTY loves romantic comedies. “Miss Congeniality” is in his top ten comedies.
Me: Â I don’t really watch romantic comedies.
He talks about how much he loves Sandra Bullock and how cute she is.
ILSFTY: Â Well what’s your favorite romance movie?
Me: Â “Sense and Sensibility.”
More conversation about Sense and Sensibility and why he doesn’t like it and asking me why I like it, and Anna Karenina — blah blah blah.  Debate, debate, debate.  Oh, did I tell you he is a lawyer?
Drink more sake.
ILSFTY tells me more about Korean things. Â I drink more sake. Â I’m tempted to ask him again if he forgot that I’m Korean.
ILSFTY talks more and more about stuff. Â All I can think about is how cozy and comfy my bed is going to be when I get home from this dinner.
We finish dinner and go outside.
Me: Â [Looking out into the street as we stand on the sidewalk outside Hanjan] Â Ok, I’m going to catch a taxi and go home!
ILSFTY: Â Really?
Me: Â Yeah. Â I’m sorry, I’m so tired, I’ve had a long day.
ILSFTY: Â REALLY??? [A look of complete disbelief]
Me: Â Well, maybe I can stay out for one drink?
ILSFTY:  But I don’t want to keep you out if you’re tired.  But I thought we could spend some time hanging out tonight?  [We are standing at a restaurant he picked, two blocks away from his apartment]
Me: Â Ok! Â [In response to him not wanting to keep me out – as ILSFTY then hails a taxi for me]
He likes to text me selfies. Â Yes, only three dates.
Thankfully, I got home in time to catch some of Elizabeth Smart’s interview on Dateline.
And in other news, Adam Scott is playing in the President’s Cup right now.
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