{"id":49,"date":"2011-07-14T00:52:15","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T00:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2011-07-14T01:30:05","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T01:30:05","slug":"if-i-were-a-celebrity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"If I Were a Celebrity. . ."},"content":{"rendered":"

. . . I would have started this trend again!<\/p>\n

Kate Middleton Brings Back Pantyhose<\/a><\/p>\n

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I mean, all I gotta say is that I’ve been wearing hose like these for years. \u00c2\u00a0What, you think she’s the only one who has worn pantyhose like these since the 80’s? \u00c2\u00a0Come on, you naive suckers. \u00c2\u00a0Psh.<\/p>\n

The power of celebrity is amazing isn’t it? \u00c2\u00a0If I were a celebrity I would try to start a ridiculous trend. \u00c2\u00a0Something utterly and completely stupid just so I can see other people following the trend and doing something silly. \u00c2\u00a0Like, maybe I would start walking around with my pockets sticking out. \u00c2\u00a0And then start decorating them or something and see it slowly catch on and then more and more people are walking around with their pockets sticking out. \u00c2\u00a0Or bring back the “French rolled” jeans? \u00c2\u00a0Oooh, that’s a good one! \u00c2\u00a0Or maybe something even more risque like wearing a thong underwear on the outside of my pants? \u00c2\u00a0Uh, man! \u00c2\u00a0I wish I could start a trend like that. \u00c2\u00a0That would be super hilarious.<\/p>\n

Btw — Pantyhose? \u00c2\u00a0Isn’t that such a funny word??<\/p>\n

Pantyhose. \u00c2\u00a0Hahahahaha!<\/p>\n

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. . . I would have started this trend again! Kate Middleton Brings Back Pantyhose I mean, all I gotta say is that I’ve been wearing hose like these for years. \u00c2\u00a0What, you think she’s the only one who has worn pantyhose like these since the 80’s? \u00c2\u00a0Come on, you naive suckers. \u00c2\u00a0Psh. The power […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}