Homeboy has gotta be under 30.<\/p>\n
Sigh.<\/p>\n
Look! \u00c2\u00a0Adam Scott likes kids! \u00c2\u00a0And maybe Asian women, too!<\/p>\n
HC: \u00c2\u00a0[Via text] \u00c2\u00a0What night do I get to take you out this week?<\/p>\n
. . . that was at 7:53pm. \u00c2\u00a0I was about to jump on my bike and try to get in a work out since I spent the weekend eating a ton of empty calories at my sister’s.<\/p>\n
So, I didn’t immediately respond.<\/p>\n
At 9:37. . .<\/p>\n
HC: \u00c2\u00a0Hope you are well. \u00c2\u00a0Just finished a soccer game last one of season.<\/p>\n
Me: \u00c2\u00a0Hey, ____! \u00c2\u00a0Oh cool!<\/p>\n
HC: \u00c2\u00a0[Emoticon with tongue sticking out] \u00c2\u00a0There she is.<\/p>\n
Me: \u00c2\u00a0Hmmm, need to see about this week. \u00c2\u00a0Sorry I just biked and worked out. \u00c2\u00a0\ud83d\ude42 \u00c2\u00a0Maybe Wednesday?<\/p>\n
HC: \u00c2\u00a0Nice, ahh was hopin you would say any night but Wednesday, got my only other date with a special lady that night.<\/p>\n
Me: \u00c2\u00a0Um ok.<\/p>\n
HC: \u00c2\u00a0My mom silly!!!!!!! (That’s SEVEN exclamation points.) \u00c2\u00a0We will be early so maybe I can meet you after what do you think<\/p>\n
Me: \u00c2\u00a0Haha. \u00c2\u00a0I thought you might say that. \u00c2\u00a0Yeah, that’s good actually. \u00c2\u00a0Then I can work out after work.<\/p>\n
Then, I see that Holden Caulfield is calling me. \u00c2\u00a0I have to admit ignoring the call crossed my mind. . . I answer, and Holden is super sweet. \u00c2\u00a0Asked me how my weekends have been since we last texted, told me about his life, then set a time to meet up on Wednesday.<\/p>\n
And I can just tell he has got to be\u00c2\u00a0at least\u00c2\u00a0<\/em>10 years younger than I am. \u00c2\u00a0I can hear it in the way he talks. \u00c2\u00a0And, when we met, he told me he lived in NJ for “a couple of years” after college, then moved to the West Village and has been living there for “a couple of years”.<\/p>\n Homeboy has gotta be under 30.<\/p>\n Sigh.<\/p>\n Look! \u00c2\u00a0Adam Scott likes kids! \u00c2\u00a0And maybe Asian women, too!<\/p>\n
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