{"id":156,"date":"2013-02-23T02:34:27","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T02:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/?p=156"},"modified":"2013-02-23T02:34:27","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T02:34:27","slug":"smiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"Smiles"},"content":{"rendered":"

I dragged my ass to the gym tonight to run a few miles and come back home to veg.<\/p>\n

I have this thing about the gym. \u00c2\u00a0If you are a man and we are working out at the same gym, do not talk to me. \u00c2\u00a0Do not engage me in a conversation, do not attempt to pick me up. \u00c2\u00a0I am at the gym to do one thing, and one thing only. \u00c2\u00a0And that is to exercise and get the hayll outta there. \u00c2\u00a0Not for a potential hook up.<\/p>\n

I saw a man that I often see at the gym today. \u00c2\u00a0He is older. \u00c2\u00a0Perhaps >50, bald, and he wears bright blue spandex that are too short for any man to be wearing at the gym. \u00c2\u00a0I see him there often and sometimes I will smile at him. \u00c2\u00a0I mean, that’s natural, right? \u00c2\u00a0Yes, in Minnesota it is!<\/p>\n

But sometimes I get myself in trouble with men when I am too friendly and\/or nice. \u00c2\u00a0Believe me, I have learned the hard way many, many times.<\/p>\n

So, I saw this man today while I was running and I smiled.<\/p>\n

I ended my run and was walking around the track and I passed by him and he handed me this:<\/p>\n

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 <\/p>\n

How sweet!<\/p>\n

But I have some curiosities about this note.<\/p>\n

Where did he get the post it from and when did he write it? \u00c2\u00a0I mean, are these little notes something he carries around and hands out to people when he deems appropriate? \u00c2\u00a0Did he write it at the gym? \u00c2\u00a0Did he bring it from home? \u00c2\u00a0So curious!<\/p>\n

In any case — what do I do? \u00c2\u00a0As you can see, he wrote his email at the bottom.<\/p>\n

I am inclined to ignore the note, but I’ll def be seeing him at the gym in the near future. \u00c2\u00a0I suppose email is harmless. \u00c2\u00a0But what’s the natural next step after emailing? \u00c2\u00a0Yeah, it’s to be FACEBOOK FRIENDS. \u00c2\u00a0I’m not sure I want to be Facebook friends with him yet.<\/p>\n

But, who knows?? \u00c2\u00a0Perhaps this is the end of my Sugar Daddy search?? \u00c2\u00a0(Even though he doesn’t seem to be “into” my gender. \u00c2\u00a0Maybe he will introduce me to my future sugar daddy??)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I dragged my ass to the gym tonight to run a few miles and come back home to veg. I have this thing about the gym. \u00c2\u00a0If you are a man and we are working out at the same gym, do not talk to me. \u00c2\u00a0Do not engage me in a conversation, do not attempt […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.motebu.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}